Аз не се смях

You know you are a chess addict if

• you bump into someone and mumble J'adoube, and you don't even speak French;
• you drop everything and quickly spin around if you hear someone say “Hi Bobby” behind your back;
• you take a chess book to the bathroom and forget to go to the bathroom;
• you have checkered underwear with “It's your move” on the front;
• you end your letters and e-mails with “P.S. 1.e4. Your move!” hoping to start a game;
• you subtract the sum of boyfriends/girlfriends/husbands/wives you have ever had from the number of chess programs you have owned and this number is positive;
• you explain that you live one block up and two blocks down, or like a Knight move;
• you named your first child Judith or Fritz;
• you explain your last relationship didn't work because the two of you were like bishops of opposite color;
• you read all of this and didn't laugh..